Assessing the CP Army of Darkness Situation


Hello GD,

You might have seen a guy named Sidie leaving noobish comments around the site and littering our empire page with his idiocy. I think their leaders share a WordPress account (lolwut). I thought I’d give you a little background info on them before we begin.

Let’s begin with some pictures from their site: 

What is that hideous thing?

Crashing a PB? Sounds a bit nooby…

I sense a strong feeling of noobs

Interesting word choice in civilized society

I’m pretty sure graffiti is illegal

As you can probably tell, these guys are pretty nooby.

BY ORDER OF THE LEADER

BAN ON ARMY OF DARKNESS

All troops within the Global Defenders of Club Penguin are hereby banned from joining or affiliating themselves with the Army of Darkness. All in noncompliance will be demoted promptly. In light of recent events, the Army of Darkness and their soldiers, leaders, and affiliates are hereby disregarded by the Global Defenders of Club Penguin. All in noncompliance will be removed from the ranks.

Signed into law,

Pungy1234,
Leader and Founder, Global Defenders

That order is effective immediately. Any troops in noncompliance have until Friday, December 16th to cease connection with the army.

As an army, we are to ignore these noobs and disregard any action made by them, as the Global Defenders hereby declare the Army of Darkness inferior to armies.

Thank you for reading.

Pungy1234,
Leader, Global Defenders

 

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