Well, we had a bunch of people in the Xat area, so we gathered up and went onto Outback for some training. In retrospect we should have raided the ‘Teckers’ servers but it’s not like they would have shown anyway. We had about 12 max on chat and averaged 8 on CP do to a lot of people having to go or coming on. Our max at any point was 10.
Being a pretty spontaneous event, it was pretty good! Keep this up, and we’ll be soaring in no time. This, at any rate, was quite enough to win this war. Lines were good and tactics were ok, maybe a little more people paying attention, but good job!
Hello Defenders! Though I was a little disappointed in our sizes, we still one both events! Avalanche has been successfully cleansed and Dry Ice is now ours! We maxed 6 on CP while Chilliteckers maxed… none. They told us they weren’t coming and they didn’t, so at least these server thieves are honest? Here’s the pics for both (we had the same sizes for each and they didn’t show to either anyway):
Comment if you came!
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NOTE: THE WAR HAS ENDED. A POST WILL BE MADE ABOUT THIS SHORTLY.
Note- Invasions Below (Click Read More) Thursday Events added.
Today a small army dared to invade the glorious nation of the Global Defenders. This army, known as the “Chilliteckers,” attempted to conquer our own Glacier. This, of course, is unacceptable. If the Chilliteckers thought this would not bring war, or that war with us would at least be easy, they were gravely mistaken. (more…)
Hello there my fellow Global Defenders. About two days ago, the leader of the Chilliteckers planned to invade us on the same day and at the same time of the Legends Cup. They really only average about 2 people at events, so we thought we would get an easy win from them with about 5 troops. We were very surprised at the results, since we maxed 13 at a point and averaged about 10. Our tactics were amazing. I will let the pictures do the rest of the talking, though.
Must Attend These Events! Even If No One Is On! I’m Expecting At Least 8 People!
We’re done with training sessions, and now we’re going into battles. These are pretty important if we want to show everyone else we’re still here! Especially make sure to attend the tournaments! (more…)
Last Chance to Vote! Voting Ends August 2!
Hey guys! Step has been pretty inactive lately, so he has lost his 2ic position. That means elections! Meanwhile, Flash has returned, and do to the lack of active 4ics, has received 3ic once again. The following people are eligible for 2ic: (more…)