Pungy: All troops affected by Hurricane Sandy are excused until they are able to participate in GD events.

❗ CANCELED ❗

Pirates have called off the war on small armies. Click Here for more info.

Hey GD,

The Small-Medium Armies are going to face the Pirates this Saturday. PROMOTIONS IF YOU COME.  Continue reading →

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Members of the army world,

I, Pungy1234, come forth today with a plea for help, against the tyrannical rule of Waterkid. Many of you, I’m sure, know what I mean, when I talk about the idiocy and benevolence of this tyrannical despot. However, Waterkid’s malice and mischief has reached an all time low: he has now decided it is his duty and right as the Hitlerian leader of the Pirates to begin tormenting and picking on small armies with event times that are completely unrealistic. How can an army, that is made up of more than 90% Americans, hope to defend the Capital that we know and love, while we are supposed to be in school, learning the necessities for life?

However, Waterkid’s tyranny doesn’t end there. He has made COUNTLESS threats, some meaningful, and some not, to hack or dox members of the CP army community. Is this right? I don’t think so. As the honest people who make up the CP Army Community, it is our duty to excommunicate and destroy these despots, such as Waterkid.

Now do not get me wrong, my friends. I am not saying that the Pirates are a bad army. The soldiers of the Pirates, for the most part, are honest doers of good, who may even think that Waterkid is wrong. We are not saying that nobody should invade poor little GD over there. Wars are what makes CP warfare fun. But there needs to be a basic understanding of moral correctness in this fragile community. If we can not invade other armies like honest people, what are we? What I am saying, my friends, is to make the war as fair as it can be. In fact, the same times which have been given to us, are fine, if it were on a weekend, when us Americans can actually come to these events.

LET ALL HONEST MEN AND WOMEN HEAR MY CALL TO ARMS. LET ALL HONEST MEN AND WOMEN RISE UP AND UNITE, AGAINST THE DOCTRINE OF TYRANNY INSTITUTED BY THE VILE, WATERKID! ARMIES OF THE WORLD, BIG OR SMALL, GREEN OR BLUE OR RED, UNITE AGAINST THE EVIL FORCES IN THIS WORLD, AND BRING DOWN THE WATERKID REGIME.

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IMPORTANT: INVASION RESCHEDULED

Pungy: Read my Call to Arms, HERE.

Well hey GD, I’m your new 3ic. Looks like those attention whores (Pirates) are invading all the small/medium armies. Just like the “Order 67” war don’t you think?

[To Pirate Troops]

Would you really like to be in an army where you’re the slave soldier and the leader is like hitler?

Redd: The previous invasion times have become a raid. It is still on Friday at 11 am PST, but it is only a raid. The real battle is below.

Defense of Outback/Fellowship Capitals

Saturday, November 3rd, 2012

Server: Klondike

7 pm GMT,

3 pm EST,

2 pm CST,

1 pm MST,

12 pm PST

ENEMY: Pirates

We will not only be defending Outback in this battle, but will fight as the Fellowship Alliance to defend the other armies capitals too. All battles are fought at the same time, which was really stupid of Waterkid but works out fantastic for all of us!

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Hey GD,

So we had an event (it was actually scheduled) today. We logged onto Klondike and got some nice sizes. No rogues supported this event. Everyone you see is a legit GD troop.  Continue reading →

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Hello, my fellow Global Defenders, and for the last time. Continue reading →

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                                           Training Session

                                    When: Friday, October 26th

                                    Where: Klondike,Town

                                     Time: 7 PM EST

                                                  6 PM CST

                                                  5 PM MST

                                                  4 PM PST

                                                  12 AM GMT

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The owner ranks now look as follows:

President (1) – Pungy1234

-Vice President – Redd Kool

Lords Paramount (2) – Hbk300, Clyde16

Lords (4) – Jacknat02, Sidie9, Branblue2000, Cul8rsl

In case you can’t tell, Hbk300 was promoted to Lord Paramount, Jacknat02 and Branblue2000 were promoted to Lord. Shadowstar has retired, McHappy/Icey Cold27 has retired and Caliwar has been demoted for inactivity. Since we conquered an extra server, we added an extra owner rank, which was given to Cul, because he’s experienced

Jack and Bran, please give me your WordPress usernames or emails so that I can add ya’ll to the site.

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Hey GD,

Just a reminder to remind you to be on GD chat whenever you’re on xat. An active chat leads to an active army. Unless it’s lagging you to the 7th layer of Hell (my apologies for the swear), make sure you’re on GD chat, even if it’s empty. If you leave it empty, someone else will come, see there’s nothing to do there, and leave, thus creating a death spiral of chat inactivity. Be on chat.

-Pungy-

P.S. Pungy just did a short nooby post :O – but he didn’t say “kthxbai” so it’s all good.

Now some pears to pass the time:  Continue reading →

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