
The flag rises once more over the Nation
Hello GD,
Today the Global Defenders officially returned and took back Outback from the clutches of the imperialist, fascist SWAT. After being elected President in a snap poll, I declare that GD is officially revived. We got excellent sizes for an unscheduled first day.
As Outback is the traditional home of the GD people, it is only natural that we should seek redress for the atrocities committed by the tyrannical SWAT oppressors. In these past few weeks of oppression, more innocent pears have been actively and knowingly slaughtered than at any point in world history. As such, we will be seeking a resolution at the CP United Nations declaring Pears to be an oppressed race worthy of asylum. Meanwhile, the newly reconstituted Republic of the Global Defenders shall make its goal to protect Pears throughout the world – indeed, we shall be a Homeland for the Pears.
In our first battle against the SWAT oppressors, we have achieved greater numbers than anybody could have ever hoped for. It is therefore that I proudly present the Grand Army of the Republic.

And now, for a singing of the Battle Hymn of the Republic:
Battle Hymn of the Republic
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Pear!
He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored.
He hath loosed the fateful lightning of His terrible swift sword:
His Juice is marching on!
Glory, glory Hallelujah!
Glory, glory Hallelujah!
Glory, glory Hallelujah!
His Juice is marching on!
In order to defend our native land, we cede protection of Outback to the Army of Club Penguin.
As of the final reading of this post, the army of officially dissolved by Executive Order. However, the Holy and Divine Truth of the Pear which the Global Defenders hold fundamental to our principles shall never die:
GO GLOBAL
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