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    Hello, I'm Pungy1234, your retired leader and founder. My career in CP armies has been quite dynamic and by many peoples' point of view, quite strange. I joined the Nachos in 2009. I was in Nachos for a while but then they forced everyone to download the Nachos toolbar. This had also been right after I had gotten a talk at my school about not downloading things O_O. Because of this, I didn't download it and couldn't access the Nachos site. That seemed to be the end of my army career. Eventually, I quit CP and went to the world of Runescape. One day, I decided to start playing CP again (don't ask me why) and I remembered the Nachos. I found their site, and I was not forced to download the toolbar :) so I rejoined as a Private and I am now retired. I lead and founded the Global Defenders of CP. Thanks to Redd Kool, my dream became a reality. I led GD through the Flyer Wars, the First SWAT War, World War XII, the Second SWAT War, and many other encounters. I lead GD to become 8th on the Major Army Top Ten, though I couldn't have done it without my ever so loyal troops. Through leading GD, I became far from inexperienced and was inducted as a Small-Medium Army Legend by SMAC. When SMAC had "Legends Removals," I was not removed. I am also working as a Philosopher on Club Penguin Army Central (CPAC) and as the Head at Small-Medium Army Central (SMAC). Through journalism, I was able to further expand my reputation, and bring my ideas to the Club Penguin Army World. I bought GD a CSS and a Domain (gdarmy.com), which were both worth every cent (special thanks to Etac for coding). I hope to have the honor of leading this army to its golden age. Join the Global Defenders today!

    - Pungy1234, GD Founder -

    P.S. You Can Contact me at pungy1234@gdarmy.com

  • National Archive

The End

Edit II: We have not returned; there was misunderstanding. The Global Defenders have been dead and we will remain as such.

Edit: The Global Defenders of CP will remain dead; our legacy will not be trampled by further generations — thank you.

Hello Defenders

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Re-Taking of Outback

The flag rises once more over the Nation

Hello GD,

Today the Global Defenders officially returned and took back Outback from the clutches of the imperialist, fascist SWAT. After being elected President in a snap poll, I declare that GD is officially revived. We got excellent sizes for an unscheduled first day.

As Outback is the traditional home of the GD people, it is only natural that we should seek redress for the atrocities committed by the tyrannical SWAT oppressors. In these past few weeks of oppression, more innocent pears have been actively and knowingly slaughtered than at any point in world history. As such, we will be seeking a resolution at the CP United Nations declaring Pears to be an oppressed race worthy of asylum. Meanwhile, the newly reconstituted Republic of the Global Defenders shall make its goal to protect Pears throughout the world – indeed, we shall be a Homeland for the Pears. 

In our first battle against the SWAT oppressors, we have achieved greater numbers than anybody could have ever hoped for. It is therefore that I proudly present the Grand Army of the Republic.

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And now, for a singing of the Battle Hymn of the Republic:

Battle Hymn of the Republic

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Pear!

He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored.

He hath loosed the fateful lightning of His terrible swift sword:

His Juice is marching on!

Glory, glory Hallelujah!

Glory, glory Hallelujah!

Glory, glory Hallelujah!

His Juice is marching on!

In order to defend our native land, we cede protection of Outback to the Army of Club Penguin.

As of the final reading of this post, the army of officially dissolved by Executive Order. However, the Holy and Divine Truth of the Pear which the Global Defenders hold fundamental to our principles shall never die:


Active Count 6/27/14


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UK Defense of Bobsled – Results

Today we defended Bobsled in the war with Golds and tied. We would have won by default is someone *coughCallumcough* hadn’t reminded the Golds to log on ten minutes into the event. Here are some highlights: Continue reading

My retirement.

I hope to make this a lot less cringy than my retirement in 2012, however I highly doubt whether I will uphold this statement or not.

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AUSIA Invasion of Sherbert – Victory

Hey Defenders

Today we logged on for our first event in the fun War against the Golds. They did not show up–we claim victory. This was a very good event for our growing AUSIA Division! We maxed 12, and averaged 10. Great job to all of those that came! Here are some pictures:

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Size: B+

Tactics: B-

Overall: Our size was good for a growing AUSIA, but it needs to improve. Our tactics definitely need to improve aswell. Otherwise, good job!

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Unscheduled US Event on Outback – Results

Hey Defenders

Today we logged onto Outback for a quick unscheduled event to jump-start our US division. We maxed 12, and averaged 10. I only expect steady improvement from you guys. Here are some pictures:

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Successful AUSIA Event At FOG (21/6/14)

Hey guys!!This is cheedu1(AUSIA leader) and we logged on to FOG for a training session!

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Ausia event results

Hey Defenders

Today we logged onto Sled for a quick Ausia event. We Maxed 7 and averaged 5 which is good considering it was unscheduled for a growing division! Pics below

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AUSIA Event – Results

Hey Defenders

Today we logged onto Outback for yet another AUSIA event. We are building up our AUSIA so we can be the very best of the best. We maxed 12, and averaged 10. That is excellent for our growing division. Thank you to all of those who came. Keep it cool, and defend the Globe. Here are some pictures:

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