Edit II: We have not returned; there was misunderstanding. The Global Defenders have been dead and we will remain as such.
Edit: The Global Defenders of CP will remain dead; our legacy will not be trampled by further generations — thank you.
This is Jack, addressing you for one final time. I am stepping down from my role as President of the Global Defenders of Club Penguin. I am also closing the Global Defender’s doors. The Global Defenders have been in decline, and I will put it through no more suffering. I am stepping down from my role because I don’t have the time to lead the GD as of now. I have acquired a job somewhere very important that is not in this community, real life. The only way I can lead GD is fully investing into it, which will eventually lead to my exhaustion, and then GD’s fall, again. I will tolerate this cycle no longer.
These were undoubtedly the best years of my life. The most memorable, when I could be accompanied by such magnificent people. When someone asks me I will proudly stand up and say, I am a Global Defender! I will not lose my bearings and scuffle off. I will proudly proclaim, wherever I go, I am a Global Defender! The GD! The best!
I could go on a much longer spiel about the history of GD, and my deep love for this Army, but I shan’t delay the inevitable.
I, Jack I of the Global Defenders, Prophet of the Frog, Apostle of the Pear, Enemy of all that is not Green, and Lord Speaker of the Jacknatocratic Regime, do henceforth relinquish my position of President of the Global Defenders, as well as the rights, privileges, titles, and responsibilities which accompany the position.
Addressing you one last time~