Meet The Creator:

Hello, I'm Pungy1234, your retired leader and founder. My career in CP armies has been quite dynamic and by many peoples' point of view, quite strange. I joined the Nachos in 2009. I was in Nachos for a while but then they forced everyone to download the Nachos toolbar. This had also been right after I had gotten a talk at my school about not downloading things O_O. Because of this, I didn't download it and couldn't access the Nachos site. That seemed to be the end of my army career. Eventually, I quit CP and went to the world of Runescape. One day, I decided to start playing CP again (don't ask me why) and I remembered the Nachos. I found their site, and I was not forced to download the toolbar :) so I rejoined as a Private and I am now retired. I lead and founded the Global Defenders of CP. Thanks to Redd Kool, my dream became a reality. I led GD through the Flyer Wars, the First SWAT War, World War XII, the Second SWAT War, and many other encounters. I lead GD to become 8th on the Major Army Top Ten, though I couldn't have done it without my ever so loyal troops. Through leading GD, I became far from inexperienced and was inducted as a Small-Medium Army Legend by SMAC. When SMAC had "Legends Removals," I was not removed. I am also working as a Philosopher on Club Penguin Army Central (CPAC) and as the Head at Small-Medium Army Central (SMAC). Through journalism, I was able to further expand my reputation, and bring my ideas to the Club Penguin Army World. I bought GD a CSS and a Domain (gdarmy.com), which were both worth every cent (special thanks to Etac for coding). I hope to have the honor of leading this army to its golden age. Join the Global Defenders today!

- Pungy1234, GD Founder -

P.S. You Can Contact me at pungy1234@gdarmy.com

Re-Taking of Outback

Posted on October 17, 2015 by »pυɴɢy«

The flag rises once more over the Nation

Hello GD,

Today the Global Defenders officially returned and took back Outback from the clutches of the imperialist, fascist SWAT. After being elected President in a snap poll, I declare that GD is officially revived. We got excellent sizes for an unscheduled first day.

As Outback is the traditional home of the GD people, it is only natural that we should seek redress for the atrocities committed by the tyrannical SWAT oppressors. In these past few weeks of oppression, more innocent pears have been actively and knowingly slaughtered than at any point in world history. As such, we will be seeking a resolution at the CP United Nations declaring Pears to be an oppressed race worthy of asylum. Meanwhile, the newly reconstituted Republic of the Global Defenders shall make its goal to protect Pears throughout the world – indeed, we shall be a Homeland for the Pears.

In our first battle against the SWAT oppressors, we have achieved greater numbers than anybody could have ever hoped for. It is therefore that I proudly present the Grand Army of the Republic.

And now, for a singing of the Battle Hymn of the Republic:

Battle Hymn of the Republic

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Pear!

He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored.

He hath loosed the fateful lightning of His terrible swift sword:

His Juice is marching on!

Glory, glory Hallelujah!

His Juice is marching on!

In order to defend our native land, we cede protection of Outback to the Army of Club Penguin.

As of the final reading of this post, the army of officially dissolved by Executive Order. However, the Holy and Divine Truth of the Pear which the Global Defenders hold fundamental to our principles shall never die: