Meet The Creator:

Hello, I'm Pungy1234, your retired leader and founder. My career in CP armies has been quite dynamic and by many peoples' point of view, quite strange. I joined the Nachos in 2009. I was in Nachos for a while but then they forced everyone to download the Nachos toolbar. This had also been right after I had gotten a talk at my school about not downloading things O_O. Because of this, I didn't download it and couldn't access the Nachos site. That seemed to be the end of my army career. Eventually, I quit CP and went to the world of Runescape. One day, I decided to start playing CP again (don't ask me why) and I remembered the Nachos. I found their site, and I was not forced to download the toolbar :) so I rejoined as a Private and I am now retired. I lead and founded the Global Defenders of CP. Thanks to Redd Kool, my dream became a reality. I led GD through the Flyer Wars, the First SWAT War, World War XII, the Second SWAT War, and many other encounters. I lead GD to become 8th on the Major Army Top Ten, though I couldn't have done it without my ever so loyal troops. Through leading GD, I became far from inexperienced and was inducted as a Small-Medium Army Legend by SMAC. When SMAC had "Legends Removals," I was not removed. I am also working as a Philosopher on Club Penguin Army Central (CPAC) and as the Head at Small-Medium Army Central (SMAC). Through journalism, I was able to further expand my reputation, and bring my ideas to the Club Penguin Army World. I bought GD a CSS and a Domain (gdarmy.com), which were both worth every cent (special thanks to Etac for coding). I hope to have the honor of leading this army to its golden age. Join the Global Defenders today!

- Pungy1234, GD Founder -

P.S. You Can Contact me at pungy1234@gdarmy.com

Assessing the CP Army of Darkness Situation

Posted on December 14, 2011 by »pυɴɢy«

Hello GD,

You might have seen a guy named Sidie leaving noobish comments around the site and littering our empire page with his idiocy. I think their leaders share a WordPress account (lolwut). I thought I’d give you a little background info on them before we begin.

Let’s begin with some pictures from their site:

What is that hideous thing?

Crashing a PB? Sounds a bit nooby…

I sense a strong feeling of noobs

Interesting word choice in civilized society

I’m pretty sure graffiti is illegal

As you can probably tell, these guys are pretty nooby.

BY ORDER OF THE LEADER

BAN ON ARMY OF DARKNESS

All troops within the Global Defenders of Club Penguin are hereby banned from joining or affiliating themselves with the Army of Darkness. All in noncompliance will be demoted promptly. In light of recent events, the Army of Darkness and their soldiers, leaders, and affiliates are hereby disregarded by the Global Defenders of Club Penguin. All in noncompliance will be removed from the ranks.

Signed into law,

Pungy1234,
Leader and Founder, Global Defenders

That order is effective immediately. Any troops in noncompliance have until Friday, December 16th to cease connection with the army.

As an army, we are to ignore these noobs and disregard any action made by them, as the Global Defenders hereby declare the Army of Darkness inferior to armies.

Thank you for reading.

Pungy1234,
Leader, Global Defenders