Hello GD,
You might have seen a guy named Sidie leaving noobish comments around the site and littering our empire page with his idiocy. I think their leaders share a WordPress account (lolwut). I thought I’d give you a little background info on them before we begin.
Let’s begin with some pictures from their site:
Crashing a PB? Sounds a bit nooby…
I sense a strong feeling of noobs
Interesting word choice in civilized society
I’m pretty sure graffiti is illegal
As you can probably tell, these guys are pretty nooby.
BY ORDER OF THE LEADER
BAN ON ARMY OF DARKNESS
All troops within the Global Defenders of Club Penguin are hereby banned from joining or affiliating themselves with the Army of Darkness. All in noncompliance will be demoted promptly. In light of recent events, the Army of Darkness and their soldiers, leaders, and affiliates are hereby disregarded by the Global Defenders of Club Penguin. All in noncompliance will be removed from the ranks.
Signed into law,
Pungy1234,
Leader and Founder, Global Defenders
That order is effective immediately. Any troops in noncompliance have until Friday, December 16th to cease connection with the army.
As an army, we are to ignore these noobs and disregard any action made by them, as the Global Defenders hereby declare the Army of Darkness inferior to armies.
Thank you for reading.
Pungy1234,
Leader, Global Defenders
Filed under: Global Defenders |
I highly recommend not ignoring them when it comes to invasions, since that is the only way any army can be victor over the glorious, unwavering Global Defenders. Just a thought.
May the globe shine like polished marble, cleansed by the sweat and toil of glory made by those who defend the very Earth!
PS new motto! It’ll catch on, If Greeny can make ’em, than I can too!
Nooby army.
I SAY WE FIGHT THEM UNTIL WE KILL THEM AND MAKE THEM EAT OUR WIENERS! :EVIl: I’m just kidding obviously,I would just ignore them.
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-_- i own this army
f you we no noobs we beat acp beat that xp pwned
Lolwut?
OMG now everyone is copying him
hey our armys good n00bs
Of course there can be good noobs. Some of my good friends are “noobs” but CPAD certainly is not. I had to trash a bunch of their spam earlier today.
Ha!
I must admit, These guys are complete Idiots,
“We will crash ACP’s PB, And we will be TEH SURPEME ARMY OF TEH MUVA FLIPPIN WORLD!!!111!!!!”
It won’t even count! XD
Oh and, They’re calling us Bastards and Bitches because we went “Too far.” I’m pretty sure they’ve gone further.
Ok, Now for some Influence code.
QIMHU, Vsm o jsvl yjrot doyr?
Pungy, listen:
1. the only reason some of my “helpers” and “leaders” use my wordpress account is because the are lazy and can’t be bothered to get their own.
2. i didn’t call you bitches or bastards, that was the other leader, Pontongpasir, you should hate that guy.
3. I didn’t have the idea to spam on your website, he did.
Sorry about spamming and all that.
But anyway, we are still taking your server, outback, on 17th of december 2011 at 4pm PST so yeah.
Sorry.
kind regards:
~sidie9
PS: Pontongpasir said you’ll look like chickens if you don’t accept.
and I don’t wanna be rude but if you want to get the best army in all of club penguin warfare you need to accept every challenge. you may say “oh you n00b, you don’t even know if that’s true!” well i have a lot of army experience so I’m seriously not trying to make your army worse.
Pongtongpasir can go get lost. That’s the stupidest excuse for a name I’ve ever heard. Also, please read this post http://cparmycentral.com/2011/12/15/top-ten-armies-151211-christmas-chaos-reminders/ Maybe it will clear a bit of confusion.
you say you’ve beaten acp, but I bet they don’t even know you exist.
^
ill give u an [Censored] full of foot and btw i can hack into your wordpress blog and your chat cocks, so dont post mean things about other armys thats just bad sportsman ship, btw we pwed acp so shut ur [Censored], and i bet money u dont even know what a n00b is.
I’d like to see you hack us. You’re a real funny guy. Maybe you should try out for some comedy show. You’d make a good comedian.
Ok then, try to hack us, Now go back to your shame cave Douchebags.
and only 2 ppl share a wordpress acount u dirty [Censored]
Jee first Arctic Defenders now Army of Darkness? When will these guys stop hatin’?
BTW,I’m totally against all these wars that have been happening lately.
firetruck you you im dj k and what the srry for my corse laugnge but i hate getting anagry but gloabal dick faces WE NO NOOBBS YOUR THE ONE COS THATS A TOATLLY FAILLED NAME GLOABAL DEFENDERS FINE BUT THE COSTUME eh BUT STAY OFF OUR ARMY YOU HEAR ME
WE ARE AWESOME WE HAVE A SECRET WEAPON
EHEHEHEH i will never tell you
Ok, Let me give you the Deffention of Noob:
Noob, Or n00b, Not to be confused with the word Newb,Newbie.
Noobs are people with horible grammar, – You: “WE NO NOOBS”
Making up words, – You : “Cos” I believe the word is, Because.
Are usually known for using capital lettes abusivley. – You. “WE ARE AWESOME WE HAVE A SECRET WEAPON
EHEHEHEH”
So yeah, I’m pretty sure You’re the noob.
Plus I seriously don’t want to fight.
^firetruck?^ how old are you 6?
he’s 11
Can’t we all just get along?
NO! LIFE NEVER GETS ALONG! WE MUST RAGE TO KEEP SOCIETY IN CHECK AND KILL OFF OUR WEAKLINGS!
Ok you are power hungry Pungy. “NO!LIFE NEVER GETS ALONG! WE MUST RAGE TO KEEP SOCIETY IN CHECK AND KILL OFF OUR WEAKLINGS!” You call us n00bs as raging in caps makes you a n00b but you raged in caps so that makes you a n00b also Pungy if someone who wasn’t very strong read that they might get offended so you might want to take that comment down. Also graffiti? That was done on photoshop. It’s legal!! Also that thing is a drawing of thepengy1234’s that was done on photoshop and microsoft colour. So don’t criticize or you’ll get pwned. Oh yeah one last thing. We share a wordpress account because some of us can’t make one + only me and Sid use this one because I can’t make one because you need an email address which I can’t use!!! Some of your soldiers are n00bs as well because they spam. Also don’t be power hungry because it’s kinda n00bish no offense. So please don’t delete this and leave it for people to see.
Sincerely~
Pontongpasir~CPAD Leader!!!
To Sidie or Pongtongnoobface or whoever you guys are,
Power hungry, eh? May I remind you who made the first move. I believe it was you noobs who came saying “WE ARE RAIDING OUTBACK CUZ ITS OURS AND WE’RE GONNA INVADE U” Amiright? I think so. Also, WordPress and email is free. I see no reason as to why you have to share a WordPress account. By graffiti I’m not saying it’s illegal. I’d love to see you “pwn” us, but I’m afraid we have bigger matters to attend to. If we have a spare moment, we’ll let you know.
-Pungy1234,
Leader, Global Defenders
Post Script: Who came up with Pongtongpasir?
Does this guy understand sarcasm?
Deleted my comment 😡 you going down Pungy
What comment? Remember that we are ignoring you and considering you lesser than an army.
hey we could pwn you, how bout we call over ice warriors they would help us pwn u. and what the fuck is a global defender? all u do is fill up the wold being fat and i can hack into your chat so don’t mess with me dooshbag
Please hack our chat. I really would like to see it happen.
dude or n00b same thing with pungy, (wtf is a name like that oh yea, a shit one) we have the 3 strongest armies on our side so give your best shot at us, id like to see yoou try, and then fail. i can shut down your wordpress blog and what will u do? your ranks will be destroyed.
I dare you to hack us. Are you too scared? Just go dig a hole somewhere and gtfo.
I need to talk to pungy alone, and that seriously means PUNGY alone
on his chat, like he said on a comment on my website.
Indeed.
Ok listen If you have been receiving hack threats we will deal with it don’t worry ok.
Pontongpasir~CPAD Leader!!!
I love how this post gets so many comments
this is really aggravating me. Go on Ice Warriors chat right now and say that you’re from CPAD. I bet they would have no idea who you are.
I know, we are just new.
I don’t really mind general noobs but these guys are fricken halarious 😆