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    Hello, I'm Pungy1234, your retired leader and founder. My career in CP armies has been quite dynamic and by many peoples' point of view, quite strange. I joined the Nachos in 2009. I was in Nachos for a while but then they forced everyone to download the Nachos toolbar. This had also been right after I had gotten a talk at my school about not downloading things O_O. Because of this, I didn't download it and couldn't access the Nachos site. That seemed to be the end of my army career. Eventually, I quit CP and went to the world of Runescape. One day, I decided to start playing CP again (don't ask me why) and I remembered the Nachos. I found their site, and I was not forced to download the toolbar :) so I rejoined as a Private and I am now retired. I lead and founded the Global Defenders of CP. Thanks to Redd Kool, my dream became a reality. I led GD through the Flyer Wars, the First SWAT War, World War XII, the Second SWAT War, and many other encounters. I lead GD to become 8th on the Major Army Top Ten, though I couldn't have done it without my ever so loyal troops. Through leading GD, I became far from inexperienced and was inducted as a Small-Medium Army Legend by SMAC. When SMAC had "Legends Removals," I was not removed. I am also working as a Philosopher on Club Penguin Army Central (CPAC) and as the Head at Small-Medium Army Central (SMAC). Through journalism, I was able to further expand my reputation, and bring my ideas to the Club Penguin Army World. I bought GD a CSS and a Domain (gdarmy.com), which were both worth every cent (special thanks to Etac for coding). I hope to have the honor of leading this army to its golden age. Join the Global Defenders today!

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Massive Reform (Even Bigger Than The Tanzimat!)


Pungy: If you have commented on the ACTIVE COUNT you have secured your rank. Also, check out Step’s recruiting guide HERE.

Edit: any “European” troops should get some of their friends and, basically other people of Europe so we can make a European division.

Welcome, Global Defenders, to a whole new army. It has come to my attention that this very proud, young army needs some tuning up. So, it would seem I am back. and this post is going to be pretty important, so you better read it. 

At this point in time, our leader Pungy has informed me that the Defenders have become to unorganized, uncaring and unmanageable, to a point where he honestly believes killing the army is the best option. If Pungy has come to this conclusion, our founder who has not accepted defeat even when it looked him in the face, who effectively restarted GD many times at its dead points without officially declaring a new generation, if he truly believes it is time to click “delete site” and move on, well, than things are bad. There IS NO argument.

So, I have come and reinstated myself as Leader of the Global Defenders alongside Pungy once more. As a previous leader, I full authority to do this as long as the Senate or Owner’s Council does not object. And looking at both, I don’t see a chance of them even meeting. So here is a VERY IMPORTANT list of reforms.

Ranks No More

I hereby completely wipe out ALL RANKS, both members, moderators, and owners, with the exception of Pungy and myself. To regain your rank, you simply must comment by Friday. Slim, I’m sure you will comment and you will receive leader again, but if you don’t then you really aren’t active enough anyway. NO EXCEPTIONS (Except That Which Has Already Been Excepted).

Uniform Etc. Shipments

From now until the end of time, once a month we will ship in uniforms, accessories and apparel from Outback. Unfortunately, though we no longer retain Outback, that is where all our uniform factories existed. This means Pungy and I have to pay heavy taxes on imports, but its worth it. No troop is required to purchase a new uniform, though that old helmet of yours is so old it has a hole where Alaska is. Money for purchase will be provided by the Bank of Pungy.

Senate Removal Act

I hereby give Shadowstar by Friday to schedule a full Senate Meeting. The meeting must be scheduled for before the following Friday (May 25). If this meeting is not scheduled or fails to meet with 70% of the Senate’s members, the Senate will be REMOVED. In its place will be monthly Assembly meetings where all members may share their grievances or ideas to be voted on by all attending.

Cookie Eating Act

All troops are required, by Global Defender Law, to eat one cookie a day. Jaffa cakes do not count. NO EXCEPTIONS. Punishable by DEATH.

Promotion Requirements Act

Promotions will no longer be treated the same. Promotions will be decided individually by the Leader(s) for troops who they believe show appropriate activity. “Activity” means attending at least 70% of a month’s EVENTS, whether a Battle, Practice Battle, Recruiting Session or Training, with reasonable excuses for any absence. This is where the Leader’s “appropriate activity” determinations comes in. Also, as a minimum, all troops MUST recruit ONE NEW TROOP every month. If a troop fails to gain one recruit, they cannot be promoted. Owners are the only exception. Promotions will be posted by the first of each month.

The Stamp Act

This act declares all paper products imported in the British American Colonies be taxed and stamped. This includes parchment, magazines, newspapers, playing cards, etc. Taxes must be paid in British currency to the British colonial governors.

Owner-Mod Training Act

This is simply the further development and continuation of the previous Ownership training requirement. Now two separate training programs will be run, one for Mods and one for Members. Any member rank hoping to become a Moderator must complete the simple, basic leadership training program (Mod-Training). Any mod rank hoping to become an Owner must complete the more skillful, leadership-oriented training program (Owner-Training). Exceptions will be made by the Leader(s) based on prior experience in other armies.

Bigger Than The Tanzimat Act

This act states that the Global Defender reform must be larger than the Tanzimat. The Tanzimat (meaning “reorganization”) was a reform program during the Ottoman Empire initiated by Mahmud II. Our reform must be larger than that. (Wikipedia may be helpful).

 Signed into Law,

Redd Kool

17 Responses

  1. it’s a good thing summer is almost here, hopefully we can improve in that time.

  2. I hereby comment as pertaining to the Ranking System stated in this post. My name is ShadowStar, and I also will plan a Senate Meeting. My rank was 3rd in Command, if I am to get my old rank back.

    • Do we have a recently elected Senate? If not I’ll extend it for elections, I just assumed since we had a HoS we had a Senate.

      • The Senate was elected about 10 days ago. I was elected as the Head of Senate a few days ago. I should be able to plan the meeting, but I do want to consult with the current Senate members to negotiate a reasonable time, that way I do not have to go through waiting 10 days after scheduling a meeting only to not have anybody show up.

        • Okay, well try by Friday and we’ll see where you are. I’m sure you’ve got it under control. Maybe you can be the one to finally get us a working Senate.

  3. I would like my rank back, I was a Staff Sergeant.

  4. im sorry but i must quit take Patrick302 off ranks….. goodbye thank you for the chance to come here lol just kidding but i am quitting bye losers
    P.S. i was a
    Second Lieutenant

  5. Hey did I get fired?

  6. Sorry, I was Inactive because I was on a camp for a week. I just noticed I became 3rd in command, and I’d like to continue to hold that position.

  7. Redd, all you do is retire then come back and wipe the ranks, no offence -_- and I was 5ic not Major

    • Actually, I do much more than that. Breathing, for example, is something I always do which you did not mention. Anyway, trust me, I didn’t come back because I got bored. (By the way, “No offence” is just what people say to imply that the other SHOULD be offended. )

      • Breathing…. Yes, you do breathe but everyone breathes unless they are dead, and no I didn’t mean to “offend” you😉. I like to pee.

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