Members of the army world,
I, Pungy1234, come forth today with a plea for help, against the tyrannical rule of Waterkid. Many of you, I’m sure, know what I mean, when I talk about the idiocy and benevolence of this tyrannical despot. However, Waterkid’s malice and mischief has reached an all time low: he has now decided it is his duty and right as the Hitlerian leader of the Pirates to begin tormenting and picking on small armies with event times that are completely unrealistic. How can an army, that is made up of more than 90% Americans, hope to defend the Capital that we know and love, while we are supposed to be in school, learning the necessities for life?
However, Waterkid’s tyranny doesn’t end there. He has made COUNTLESS threats, some meaningful, and some not, to hack or dox members of the CP army community. Is this right? I don’t think so. As the honest people who make up the CP Army Community, it is our duty to excommunicate and destroy these despots, such as Waterkid.
Now do not get me wrong, my friends. I am not saying that the Pirates are a bad army. The soldiers of the Pirates, for the most part, are honest doers of good, who may even think that Waterkid is wrong. We are not saying that nobody should invade poor little GD over there. Wars are what makes CP warfare fun. But there needs to be a basic understanding of moral correctness in this fragile community. If we can not invade other armies like honest people, what are we? What I am saying, my friends, is to make the war as fair as it can be. In fact, the same times which have been given to us, are fine, if it were on a weekend, when us Americans can actually come to these events.
LET ALL HONEST MEN AND WOMEN HEAR MY CALL TO ARMS. LET ALL HONEST MEN AND WOMEN RISE UP AND UNITE, AGAINST THE DOCTRINE OF TYRANNY INSTITUTED BY THE VILE, WATERKID! ARMIES OF THE WORLD, BIG OR SMALL, GREEN OR BLUE OR RED, UNITE AGAINST THE EVIL FORCES IN THIS WORLD, AND BRING DOWN THE WATERKID REGIME.
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