Pungy proposed we have a much needed Assembly meeting around 4:30 PST today, and we all piled into the new GD Congress building. Due to the moment’s notice nature of the meeting, we agreed that any constitutional amendments passed today would be voted again at the next scheduled meeting to be fair. Pungy permitted me to act as Speaker of the Assembly due to Clyde16’s absence and my asking most of the candidates to be Speaker should they win. Pungy so kindly recorded the following for us, and handed it over to me for editing.
Disclaimer: Anything here that is humorous was how it was actually proposed, insignificant due to the bill’s failure, or just for your entertainment without effecting the meaning.
Monarch Addition Act
A bill to appoint a reigning King or Queen with the power to approve or veto legislation passed by the Assembly. The King or Queen may choose a consort who shall share his/her power. The initial ruling monarch shall be Pungy1234.
Proposed by: Galaxie3
Rejected 5 to 2
Pungy Censorship Act
A bill to revoke the rights of Pungy1234 to vote and hold the office of President, as he has an unfair advantage in elections as he created the army.
Proposed by: Dpd2000
Rejected 5 to 1
Presidential Loyalty Act
A bill forbidding the President and Vice President of the Global Defenders from holding a rank higher than moderator in any other army, excepting the Global Defenders’ Army, in order to keep Presidents and their VP’s focused on GD. It applies only during their term in office.
Proposed by: Pungy1234
Approved 4 to 1
Oath-on-a-Book Act
A bill to make the President take the oath of office with his right hand on the Holy Book of Pear, the sacred book of Pearism.
Proposed by: Galaxie3
Died in committee. CPR was attempted, but failed.
Amendment to the Oath-on-a-Book Act
A proposal to allow the President to take the oath of office on any holy text of their choice when taking office.
Proposed by: Pungy1234
Approved unanimously
Too Much Sponge Cake Bill
A proposal to replace Terra mints with sponge cake factories, and make sponge cake the official currency of the army due to Outback’s current surplus of the stuff.
Proposed by: Redd Kool
Tied 2 to 2, will be voted on again in next meeting.
Money Model Act
A proposal to put an image of Pungy1234 on the front of the Terra bill, with Redd Kool on the back. The new coins may be described as business on the front and party in the back, in allusion to the business-like nature of Pungy, and his life-of-the-party companion, Redd.
Proposed by: Galaxie3
Approved unanimously
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Firsties. And may the Great Lobster be with you.
I lol’d at the Pungy Censorship one. He created the army, so why would he not get a say… besides, even if you did remove him, he has the full power to completely take over the website and chat again, if you know what I am saying…
By the way, I vote yes on the sponge cake one, even if I am not in the army currently or even a part of it. c:
Dbd proposed that after/as his first one was rejected. Basically, he didn’t see Pungy being allowed to compete in elections as fair.