Late last night, as I lay awake in my igloo suite in downtown Outback, I noticed from the window a red light. I went to the balcony to see what this was, and gazed upon the stars. As I raised my head I saw before me a most magnificent sight: a moon in a blood red eclipse.
As I gazed upon this phenomenon with wonder, I realized that this must be a sign. Surely, the Holy Pear had placed this moon in the sky for me to see. But what did it mean? I rushed downstairs and out across town, up to the mountain top to find the Seer, the Biting Pear.
I found the Biting Pear at his usual hilltop perch not far from Outback’s dojo, and came to him with my question, for it is the Biting Pears who are the Seers, and only they can determine the Holy Pear’s will. I asked this Seer, “What does this blood moon mean?” And he told me.
“The Holy Pear has seen the good work of his Defenders, and is pleased. The Global Empire shall rise once more, and surpass all others. So is his will.”
Brothers and sisters, this moon is a sign! Let us go forth and rise in glory of the Holy Pear!
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