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    Hello, I'm Pungy1234, your retired leader and founder. My career in CP armies has been quite dynamic and by many peoples' point of view, quite strange. I joined the Nachos in 2009. I was in Nachos for a while but then they forced everyone to download the Nachos toolbar. This had also been right after I had gotten a talk at my school about not downloading things O_O. Because of this, I didn't download it and couldn't access the Nachos site. That seemed to be the end of my army career. Eventually, I quit CP and went to the world of Runescape. One day, I decided to start playing CP again (don't ask me why) and I remembered the Nachos. I found their site, and I was not forced to download the toolbar :) so I rejoined as a Private and I am now retired. I lead and founded the Global Defenders of CP. Thanks to Redd Kool, my dream became a reality. I led GD through the Flyer Wars, the First SWAT War, World War XII, the Second SWAT War, and many other encounters. I lead GD to become 8th on the Major Army Top Ten, though I couldn't have done it without my ever so loyal troops. Through leading GD, I became far from inexperienced and was inducted as a Small-Medium Army Legend by SMAC. When SMAC had "Legends Removals," I was not removed. I am also working as a Philosopher on Club Penguin Army Central (CPAC) and as the Head at Small-Medium Army Central (SMAC). Through journalism, I was able to further expand my reputation, and bring my ideas to the Club Penguin Army World. I bought GD a CSS and a Domain (gdarmy.com), which were both worth every cent (special thanks to Etac for coding). I hope to have the honor of leading this army to its golden age. Join the Global Defenders today!

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Re-Taking of Outback

The flag rises once more over the Nation

Hello GD,

Today the Global Defenders officially returned and took back Outback from the clutches of the imperialist, fascist SWAT. After being elected President in a snap poll, I declare that GD is officially revived. We got excellent sizes for an unscheduled first day.

As Outback is the traditional home of the GD people, it is only natural that we should seek redress for the atrocities committed by the tyrannical SWAT oppressors. In these past few weeks of oppression, more innocent pears have been actively and knowingly slaughtered than at any point in world history. As such, we will be seeking a resolution at the CP United Nations declaring Pears to be an oppressed race worthy of asylum. Meanwhile, the newly reconstituted Republic of the Global Defenders shall make its goal to protect Pears throughout the world – indeed, we shall be a Homeland for the Pears. 

In our first battle against the SWAT oppressors, we have achieved greater numbers than anybody could have ever hoped for. It is therefore that I proudly present the Grand Army of the Republic.

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And now, for a singing of the Battle Hymn of the Republic:

Battle Hymn of the Republic

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Pear!

He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored.

He hath loosed the fateful lightning of His terrible swift sword:

His Juice is marching on!

Glory, glory Hallelujah!

Glory, glory Hallelujah!

Glory, glory Hallelujah!

His Juice is marching on!

In order to defend our native land, we cede protection of Outback to the Army of Club Penguin.

As of the final reading of this post, the army of officially dissolved by Executive Order. However, the Holy and Divine Truth of the Pear which the Global Defenders hold fundamental to our principles shall never die:

GO GLOBAL

Active Count 6/27/14

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We’re performing an active count to see who is still in the army. You must comment on this post in order to retain your rank. 

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The 2014 Club Penguin Army Census

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In 2011, under Woton, CPA Central began an ambitious project to poll the members of its community and determine important statistics on where we were and where we are going. Though that project came short in many ways, it was proof that here in armies, a census was not impossible. Three years later, much has changed, armies have experienced lows and a Second Golden Age, and we’re here to try again. 

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Prime Ministerial Election Results

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The Prime Ministerial elections ended a while ago. The votes have finally been counted and all agreed upon by the three vote counters: Jack, Flu, and myself. We have all come to the following vote tally:  Continue reading

Prime Ministerial Elections May 2014

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THIS POST CONTAINS OFFICIAL VOTING MATERIAL

Prime Ministerial Elections for the May-June 2014 term are here. Due to the weird time at which this election is being held, the Prime Minister elected to this term will serve until 3 June 2014, when the next elections will be held. After that, all Prime Ministerial elections will be held on the first 3 days of the month and take place every 2 months. Also, due to a hiccup (my fault entirely) in the election, this election will be extended an extra day. To read more about elections, click here. Continue reading

Results from Meeting of Parliament 5/4/14

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#10 Pear Street, Outback, Club Penguin

Hello Defenders,

Today, Parliament met for the very first time in this session to discuss various matters. In the end, four laws were proposed, two of which were passed. Read more below.  Continue reading

Meeting of Parliament 5/4/14

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#10 Pear Street, Outback, Club Penguin

Hello fellow Defenders,

The first session of the Parliament of the Global Defenders will be opening on Sunday, 4 May, 2014. All citizens are invited to join the meeting, voice their opinions, and vote on new laws for the nation. Attendance is not mandatory, but is highly recommended. Read more to see the agenda of the meeting.  Continue reading

Prime Ministerial Elections May 2014

Be sure to visit the Debate Center, whether you are a candidate or not!

Also, click here to read about an upcoming meeting of Parliament

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THIS POST CONTAINS IMPORTANT ELECTION INFO

It’s become time to formally elect our Prime Minister, the head of government for the Global Defenders. As many of you know, the Prime Minister is elected by popular vote by GD citizens. Read more to learn about about how you can run for Prime Minister.  Continue reading

Cabinet of the Government of Pungy1234

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#10 Pear Street, Outback, Club Penguin

The time has come to form my Government and appoint the members of the Cabinet. They were chosen based on willingness and merit and the positions were assigned based on their strengths. Positions can be created and abolished upon the basis of necessity. If you were not appointed to the Cabinet, do not take it personally. The official Cabinet appointments, as approved by President Jacknat02, are as follows:  Continue reading

A Formal Statement of Censure

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Office of the Prime Minister

#10 Pear Street, Outback, Club Penguin

To my fellow Global Defenders and to the Soda Pop Army,

It is with a heavy heart and sound conscience that I issue this statement on the behalf of the Assembly of the Global Defenders and and of the government of this nation. It was today, 13 April 2014, that the Soda Pop Army, our adversary in war, has claimed false victory over our armed forces on the server of Rainbow, upon the grounds that our nation illicitly utilized forbidden outside assistance in securing our victory. This, I absolutely assure you, is false.  Continue reading