SMAC Week 3: Battle with Alpha Troops

Posted on May 30, 2012 by »redd ĸool«

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Chat Difficulties

Posted on May 29, 2012 by »redd ĸool«

Shadow: The current GD Staff will be investigating more on this parallel universe. If our research and investigations do seem to be positive and will have no more negative effects on the universe we already exist in, then we will work on the process of infiltrating the parallel universe. Other than that, congratulations Redd on your achievement of making Pungy an owner from a guest.

Hey Defenders!

So today I was busy working in my lab trying to make a portal to a new dimension. I succeeded, but the parallel dimension discovered may or may not have corrupted GD chat and developed some sort of weird GD universe. The results of this were everyone on immediately losing their rank (including Pungy) and tab names changing from “Owners Only” to “cool nation” and other nooby names. The infiltration of this strange parallel universe which Pungy and I have named the “Go Bald Defenders” universe has been completely halted. However many people will find talking to an Owner or Mod highly effective in regaining speaking rights and other Xat abilities.

Good news though! In an incident that may or may not have been related to the previous, I have become the first man to ever promote Pungy from guest to Owner on his own chat!

Redd

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A GD History in less than 240 Words

Posted on May 28, 2012 by »redd ĸool«

As challenged by Jed the Water Viking:

Make an entire army history including 5 legends, its creation, and all generations, completed in less than 240 words.

Well, here it goes.

Long ago the greatest penguin of all time was Pungy and he started the PMA. he got a bunch of recruits, that among these were Ligit, Redd and Negi. The four of them tried to recruit but found out their army name was filtered. So they changed it to make it more bad ass, calling it the Global Defenders. Soon they recruited a whole herd and quickly grew stronger as a medium army. They had some wars with FGR and got Outback. A Senate was made but never worked. Jacknat02 came along and they recruited like crazy. There was a really small war with TT over Outback that GD won. Ligit retired but left GD with the Holy Pear. GD became a CPAC major army, lost it, then got it again. Then GD had some really lame wars with SWAT starting over Outback. GD lost almost all of them, but ended up sharing Outback and allying with SWAT. Redd became an awesome leader with Pungy but retired from inactivity. Negi became a leader, as did Hbk. There were a lot more leaders with Pungy, and GD almost died. Then Redd came back and saved the day with his fellow leaders and GD remained 1st Generation.

Words: Exactly 205 (Just the history)

Generations: GD’s one and only Generation

Legends: Pungy, Redd, Ligit, Negi and Jack

Consider yourself beaten Jed the Viking. Tell the world that Redd Kool has beaten you and let them praise my very name.

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SMAC Tourney Results (Battle w/ Pretzels)

Posted on May 28, 2012 by »redd ĸool«

Well guys, it was another no show. Really though, it’s no big deal. We’re still getting back on our feet and it was a holiday weekend. I know a lot of Owners, including myself, were gone this weekend. Just a reminder, if anyone comes on chat and doesn’t see any Owners or Mods for the battle, just log on to the server anyway, just in case the other army is a no show too. We’ll schedule some more events soon to let you guys show your stuff, and I hope everyone has enjoyed their Memorial Day (US)!

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GET ON CHAT! BATTLE WITH PRETZELS!

Posted on May 26, 2012 by »redd ĸool«

❗ GET ON CHAT! ❗

ICELAND STADIUM NOW!

BATTLE WITH PRETZELS!

❗ GO GO GO ❗

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GD Enters the Olympics!

Posted on May 25, 2012 by α∂ѕтєя

Redd: I am currently trying to schedule some PB’s so we can get ready for real events. Also, Owner and Mod Training will be running by next week. So let’s look sexy GD!

(Also visit the post below. Vote for a new 3ic!)

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3ic Elections

Posted on May 24, 2012 by »pυɴɢy«

Hello GD,

Since we have an open 3ic spot, and lots of candidates, it’s time for an election. Read more to see the ballot.

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Adster your new leader!

Posted on May 24, 2012 by α∂ѕтєя

Hi all Defenders! I am your new leader Adster. I merged my army the Tortillas into GD because I love this army. I will try with the best of my ability to be a good leader. I know some of you on chat but my goal is to know all of you soon. I will treat you fairly and follow the rules of the constitution. This army will rise as GD has good troops all around. For some of you who don’t know me, I have been around since 2006 and I have been in many armies along the way. Right now I will be quitting a few armies to focus to GD. Anyway I have an inspirational video that I would like you all to see. Think of this in CP army form as you watch it.

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Goodbye, Forever

Posted on May 23, 2012 by тнe peαrѕιαн αĸα lιɢιт peɴɢy

Most of you don’t know me, but I’m Ligit. My name came from spelling legit wrong *redface* but it’s still an epic name. Now today I’m leaving GD forever. I wasn’t really here too long, but it’s time to go, so bye.

Appreciations:

Tay – You sexy.

Pungy – My best friend/pearboy. Good luck with GD.

Jack – We had a lot of good times together. Keep on rockin’

A few more people that I forgot to mention – Gracias (Thank You) for everything bros/hoes, but mostly bros.