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The Global Defenders’ Army is not responsible for any side effects or symptoms. These include smelling yourself excessively, feeling awesome, and being stalked by Pungy. The Global Defenders’ Army will provide all exorcisms for any unholy allergic reactions.
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Shut up and take my money.
LOL!
what if i buy this and in the end i smell like pungy and not the holy pear
“Being stalked by Pungy.” Your kidding right…..?
Oh no he ain’t.