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    Hello, I'm Pungy1234, your retired leader and founder. My career in CP armies has been quite dynamic and by many peoples' point of view, quite strange. I joined the Nachos in 2009. I was in Nachos for a while but then they forced everyone to download the Nachos toolbar. This had also been right after I had gotten a talk at my school about not downloading things O_O. Because of this, I didn't download it and couldn't access the Nachos site. That seemed to be the end of my army career. Eventually, I quit CP and went to the world of Runescape. One day, I decided to start playing CP again (don't ask me why) and I remembered the Nachos. I found their site, and I was not forced to download the toolbar :) so I rejoined as a Private and I am now retired. I lead and founded the Global Defenders of CP. Thanks to Redd Kool, my dream became a reality. I led GD through the Flyer Wars, the First SWAT War, World War XII, the Second SWAT War, and many other encounters. I lead GD to become 8th on the Major Army Top Ten, though I couldn't have done it without my ever so loyal troops. Through leading GD, I became far from inexperienced and was inducted as a Small-Medium Army Legend by SMAC. When SMAC had "Legends Removals," I was not removed. I am also working as a Philosopher on Club Penguin Army Central (CPAC) and as the Head at Small-Medium Army Central (SMAC). Through journalism, I was able to further expand my reputation, and bring my ideas to the Club Penguin Army World. I bought GD a CSS and a Domain (gdarmy.com), which were both worth every cent (special thanks to Etac for coding). I hope to have the honor of leading this army to its golden age. Join the Global Defenders today!

    - Pungy1234, GD Founder -

    P.S. You Can Contact me at pungy1234@gdarmy.com

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Buy Pear Soap!

Posted on July 29, 2012 by »redd ĸool«

Does being a soldier ever make you smell? Do other soaps leave you smelling like flowers? Have you ever wanted to smell like the Holy Pear himself? Then you need Pear Soap! From the Red Wombat Tea Co. and Pears Incorporated, we bring you LOLWUT Biting Pear Soap! Now you can smell like a pear any day of the week for only $59.99! So grow a pear and buy yourself some Pear Soap!

The Global Defenders’ Army is not responsible for any side effects or symptoms. These include smelling yourself excessively, feeling awesome, and being stalked by Pungy. The Global Defenders’ Army will provide all exorcisms for any unholy allergic reactions.

Buy Today!

 

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Invasions of the Chilliteckers [MUST ATTEND]

Posted on July 28, 2012 by »redd ĸool«

NOTE: THE WAR HAS ENDED. A POST WILL BE MADE ABOUT THIS SHORTLY.

Note- Invasions Below (Click Read More) Thursday Events added.

Today a small army dared to invade the glorious nation of the Global Defenders. This army, known as the “Chilliteckers,” attempted to conquer our own Glacier. This, of course, is unacceptable. If the Chilliteckers thought this would not bring war, or that war with us would at least be easy, they were gravely mistaken. Continue reading →

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Defense of Glacier! [MUST ATTEND, REAL BATTLE!]

Posted on July 27, 2012 by »redd ĸool«

This invasion conflicts with the Legends Cup, so we will not be attending the tournament.

Continue reading →

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Important Events! [CANCELLED]

Posted on July 26, 2012 by »redd ĸool«

Must Attend These Events! Even If No One Is On! I’m Expecting At Least 8 People!

We’re done with training sessions, and now we’re going into battles. These are pretty important if we want to show everyone else we’re still here! Especially make sure to attend the tournaments! Continue reading →

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2ic Elections

Posted on July 25, 2012 by »redd ĸool«

Last Chance to Vote! Voting Ends August 2!

Hey guys! Step has been pretty inactive lately, so he has lost his 2ic position. That means elections! Meanwhile, Flash has returned, and do to the lack of active 4ics, has received 3ic once again. The following people are eligible for 2ic: Continue reading →

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Census

Posted on July 16, 2012 by »redd ĸool«

Redd: Owners, feel free to schedule PB’s and Training/Recruiting Sesh’s whenever. That means ANYTIME on ANYDAY. Thanks!

Well, I think it’s about time I figured out how to best run GD. To do this, I just need to know a little info on the troops. Continue reading →

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Supplies In!

Posted on July 6, 2012 by »redd ĸool«

Hey Defenders! I know, I know, it’s been a long time since we had any new supplies. According to the Massive Reform, we were supposed to have shipments every month since May, but things didn’t work out. See, all our factories just happened to be on the SWAT side of Outback and then AR it took over and we were pretty much at a loss.

Now Pungy and I were expected to pay import taxes for our own factories, so we decided enough was enough. Our top P.E.A.R. agents snuck over the border and burned down our factories and we had our top construction groups building faster than ever. So I present to you our new factories, located across Glacier. we can once again supply ourselves GD!
 
Pears Inc.® Globe Helmets — 200 GC
 
Outback Outfitters™ Hockey Jerseys — 150 GC
 
Covepenguin® Tidal Blue™ Face Paint — 50 GC
 
Globeson™ Combat Guitars — 125 GC
 
Kool Corp® Supply Packs

Hiking Packs — 150 GC

Messenger Bags — 100 GC

 
Globe Athletics™ Hockey Sticks — 75 GC
 
Jacques Nateau® Designer Boots — 100 GC
 
No troop is required to purchase a new uniform, though that old helmet of yours is so old it probably has a hole where Greenland goes. Money for purchase will be provided by the Bank of Pungy.

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Let’s Do This

Posted on July 6, 2012 by »redd ĸool«

Redd: I will be gone for 10 days. Jack is currently in completely in charge of GD. Adster, you are suspended. Unless you can become active this week, you will be removed as 1ic.

Defenders,

Continue reading →

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The REAL Global Defender

Posted on July 3, 2012 by »redd ĸool«

When GD was barely GD (like 2 years ago and days after PMA), when Pungy and I were still noobs, I put together a little “real” Global Defender soldier in MS Paint. Obviously, it looked terrible. So I decided with my bettered editing skills, I’d update it. So here you go Defenders!

Before

After

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A Little Goal For You, Defenders

Posted on July 2, 2012 by »redd ĸool«

Defenders, if we can get these sizes again at any 3 consecutive events (3 events in a row), All Mods* And Members Will Get An Additional Promotion!

Let’s Give Them All A Reason To Be Jelly!

*Highest mod (4ic) will not get a promotion unless spots are open

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